so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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