fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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