How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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