weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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