Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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