Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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