Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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