Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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