And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We need to get me chipped asap
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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