i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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