I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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