it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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