now i know why i became what i already was.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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