so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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