I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
