I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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