Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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