Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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