If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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