So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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