she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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