that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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