How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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