I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
