We're like a lot better than the average bears
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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