you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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