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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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