my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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