matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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