Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
