this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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