I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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