the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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