gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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