the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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