You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
