Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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