My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
so much tequila, so little girl.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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