he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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