You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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