This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You can make out without kissing
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