I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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