We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
