too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
YAS. BRING CRAB.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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