Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
look no pants
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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