You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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