His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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