office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
