i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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