if you like me you must not know who I am
its not stalking. its research.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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